🎶 Attend the Tale of Evie’s heart!
And of the afib that tears it apart,
It leaves her breathless, it makes her sad
Not breathing quite well can be terribly bad.
She’s better now,
Her tale she’ll tell,
Of the fibrillation of Evie,
And of the docs:
The Mich Meds miracle workers!🎶🎶🎶🎶
They prodded her here, they pinched her there,
Examined even her long grey hair,
Decided to put under better
control
Her fickle heart , the seat of her soul,
And so she rests
With the Mish’s Miracle Doctors
Those talented miracle doctors
The Mish’s miracle doctors🎶🎶🎶🎶
(I’ve never done Sweeney Todd, so please forgive my lack of lyrical finesse)
Twenty pounds of water weight gone
In just two days, and more going on
Into the toilet her urine flows
EasingEv’s body and also her clothes!
She’s thinner now
Thanks to her miracle doctors
It’s just one hell of a diet plan,
Though not recommended for horse or for man,
But still it’s good,
And so are the Miracle Doctors
The MICH’S miracle doctors!
RAISE YOUR LASIX HIGH DOCTORS!
MAKE HER PEE AND SIGH!
ALL DROPLETS DOWN
ERASE HER FROWN!!
THE FIBRILLATION OF EVIE!
She loves her wonderful doctors,
The Mich’s Miracle Doctors!!!!!🩷